“What were you doing to the cat?”

Okay, here is a very very very simple rule in life:

Don’t tease the cat.

If you don’t get bitten or scratched by the cat, ask yourself the question my mother always asked me:

“What were you doing to the cat?”

If you come to my door and push my buttons until you hit a sore spot — and you do it on purpose — do not — DO NOT — be all surprised and worried when I blow up and in the kindest way possible take your face off.

Do this stuff in public, okay?  So we can both look like idiots.

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